WANTED: 'Generic Father Figure' for BBQing

This absurd ad is circulating the internet, calling out for a ‘Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ’. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy or Dave!

This wanted ad, posted in Spokane, Washington is calling on Dads to apply as an afternoon grill master. There are some requirements, like 18 years experience as a father, and a minimum of 10 years grilling experience. AND you have to bring your own grill to the job! You will, however, get paid in beer and food, and a new set of friends! 

Here’s the full ad, for those of us that are eligible candidates: 

Any takers…because we too are having a BBQ…