We left you this week with a cliffhanger on how you can share in an enormous amount of cash … we’ll have all the details you need to know Monday morning at 7:10am.

 

We’re thinking about launching our own shopping channel and we’d call it “Lena’s Shopping Choice”. What’s the most expensive & ridiculous thing you think we could add? Well, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for take off because we found it …

 

Just in case you wanted a closer look …

 

For as long as there have been beauty pageants, there has been beauty pageant drama (ask Sandra Bullock) … Micahel Caine said it best “”Be the crown! You are the crown” … some of these women didn’t get that memo and Lena has a list! This week, we countdown to “Top 5 Messiest Beauty Pageants of All-time”. Make sure you have some popcorn for this.

 

Drex taught us that finding your end at the mercy of a cork wedge heel might be an unclassy way to go …

 
To be rude, or not to be rude … that is the question

 

JACK 96.9 is one big blooper reel so we know good blooper content when we see it. Every job has its dangers … heights, traffic, golden retrievers, wait … what?

 

What do you think the “Meat Slapper 9001” does!?

 

DON’T BOTHER DREX ON WEEKENDS … but since we’re here, what kind of water do you give to your pets?

 

And finally, not enough love was given this week to Bobby’s new beard! Coming soon on a Macbook writing poetry at a coffee shop near you, Hipster Bobby!!

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