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What do you do with a drunken sailor? Toss them to …The Sea!

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Now you can get the look of a sea shanty singing drunken sailor:


other tips you’ll need on the high-seas:

  • Always have a life preserver near by.
  • You need a bottle of the finest Rum (but don’t operate any vehicle while intoxicated)
  • Always carry gold pieces in your pocket
  • Grow a beard
  • Own a boat
  • Name the boat
  • Remember: Red skies at night, sailors delight. Red skies in the morning, sailors take warning.